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Platinum Agent · Aug 23, 2006, 03:53 AM // 03:53

If you're reading this, you better read the whole thing. Yes, this is a song parody of "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al. Never heard it? Search YouTube.
(Note that some lines may require a bit of experimenting with to match the beat.)

Farmer’s Paradise

As I walk through the valleys looking really bold,
I take a look at my bags and see a ton of gold.
And that’s just perfect for a farmer like me,
You know I just killed every single enemy.
At 1:30 in the morning I’m farming trolls,
Then I go farm on griffons and I count my gold.
And I’ve been farming and looting so long that,
Even the GM thinks that my mind is gone.
I’m a man of the land and I don’t go to bed,
A Grim Cesta in my hand and tattoos on my head.
If I finish farming and you finish too,
Then tonight we’re gonna party with dwarven ale for me and you.

We’ve been wasting all our lives living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
I’ve killed trolls a couple times living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
No work or sacrifice living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
Sell loot at real high price living in a Farmer’s Paradise.

A level 20 said that I’m out of luck,
I just smiled at him, and I put the finger up.
I really really care and I had my fist curled,
And I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s in the Underworld.
I’ve always hit a level 20 when he didn’t deserve it,
A farmer without a ‘tude, you know that’s unheard of.
I don’t wear armor but I wear cool tats,
And my homies all agree that I look good in black.
If you try to join my party you’ll be rejected to tears,
I will always farm solo every single year.
But I’m not anti-social so please don’t walk away,
I just farm every single day.

There’s no heals, no damage, no energy,
That’s the farmer’s hell to me.
Like ressing and then dying,
It’s the worst thing you could see.

We’ve been wasting all our lives living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
We’re just complicated guys living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
Nothing but sin and vice living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
We just fight and don’t play nice living in a Farmer’s Paradise.

Pulling all the griffons,
Looting with a fervor,
Wipe the game on Monday,
Soon I’ll crash the server.
Think you’re really leetzorz, think you wield the nerf bat,
Well I know I'm a million times as uber as all that.
I’m the richest guy, everybody's gonna be on their knees day and night,
Begging for gold for their greedy lives.
So don’t be vain, and don’t be whiney,
Or else my farmer I might have to get medieval on your heiney.

We’ve been wasting all our lives living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
We’re all crazy 55’s living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
There’s no mods or casual guys living in a Farmer’s Paradise.
But you probably think it’s nice living in a Farmer’s Paradise.

This thread was created to see how many people would actually read it. CONSTRUCTIVE criticism (note the caps on constructive) is also appreciated, seeing that I just made this five minutes ago

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I pwnd U · Aug 23, 2006, 04:28 AM // 04:28

wow ok very interesting. I read some of it and then zonked out... someone had WAY too much time on their hands.

Constructively, dont quit your day job.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 23, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11

It's "Amish Paradise". I just know these things.

bigwig · Aug 23, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47

maybe this is nitpicking but amish paradise was a parody itself. the original work is gangsta's paradise. by coolio.

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15

We all know that Weird Al does nothing but parodys in the first place =/

Platinum Agent · Aug 23, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34

Hehehe...31 views, that's six more than my goal.

AquilaI · Aug 23, 2006, 12:52 PM // 12:52

you just need to record it, make a video to go with it ,and then stick it on youtube

Platinum Agent · Aug 24, 2006, 04:44 AM // 04:44

Haha, just what I wanted to do with this song. I'll get around to it sometime, maybe when I have my first week break from school. Plus, I know that Amish Paradise is a parody of Gangsta's Paradise, but they have slightly different tunes and stanza order, so I have mine matched with Amish Paradise.